Sex doll

This creature was sitting in my office for a week and I must say it was quite distracting. We actually had to lend her a shirt to cover some of her body parts. But anyway, we had a lot of fun. We took her to the other offices and introduced her as a new colleague, put her to the boss's office when he was out for a meeting and of course explored all the technical parameters of this new ... umm ... thing. We even suggested to enter her to our internal reservation system where you can book for example meeting room, car, massage or sauna.

The reason why our boss bought her was that she was the main actor in our performance during Christmas party. Oh yes, I thought that once out of @ I will never do roll calls again but apparently I was wrong.